Monday, September 15, 2008


Maddie came into the my bathroom one day not too long ago as I was getting ready.

I had on a new shirt that was rather fitted and so I asked her..........

Hey, does this shirt look okay?

She stopped, put her hands on her hips, looked at me, and said...........

Well, the shirt is cute but kinda makes your boobs look like they are LOW.

And I laughed and said..............

Well honey, it's not the shirt. Unfortunately they ARE low.

She looked very alarmed and quickly said................

Oh no! How does that happen?

To which I replied.....................

Gravity baby, Gravity. Just wait till you are old, you'll see.

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  1. Tat rotten ol' gravity!

    My "girls" aren't just low, they are weary. :) Thank goodness for good bras!

  2. Through the wonders of plastic surgery I will not have to worry about that for a l.o.n.g. time.

    But trust me before the reduction they were at my ok, not quite that far, but sure felt like it.

  3. Tell her, just wait until she gets pregnant and has a baby, and those puppies grow and change, and she will have to live with those changes, and oh the lovely stretch marks! May she never have to grow up that fast!


  4. I remember when I was younger I would see women who had their breast down around their waist. I used to think, just like your daughter..."how does that happen". I don't think I could quite understand how gravity would cause this phenomenon.

    Well, now I understand perfectly. It's amazing how a few decades cleared that right up. :)

  5. I recommend you go to VS. Now. Run....!!

    They have the most awesome answers to gravity. Seriously. :o)