haha That's a funny question! I'd probably get fired!
"Socially awkward introvert":-)
"Please entertain me."(I am bored outta my mind! It is raining here today!)
"Ask me nothing you don't want an honest answer to"!
It depends on what day it is...I am thinking today it might not be very nice. ;-(
I'll help if I can, but don't push me.