Thursday, September 11, 2008

A Note to Myself

Dear Shannon,

The next time you get the bright idea to eat a bunch of yummy sugar free, fat free, low calorie meringue cookies READ THE FINE PRINT ON THE BOX.

Because if you do and you see something that says:
EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT

they are NOT NOT NOT kidding.


And FYI......the word MAY really should be replaced with ABSOLUTELY WILL.

Remember, Mama always said...............

If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Love,
Shannon

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PS Just lay off the cookies altogether you ding dong- your 20th high school reunion is in only 37 days.

7 comments :

  1. Ruh roh.... sounds like you had a busy night.

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  2. One word....Imodium.

    I did the same thing with those WOW chips once. Not fun.

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  3. And I've done the same thing with sugarfree hard candies. :)

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  4. Whoops :-S
    Sad part- double-stuff oreos have the same effect. Trust me.

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  5. OH MY! Sorry, but I have to say, you got a little giggle out of me! (sorry.)
    My mom always says to give my kids sugar free candy when they needs a little moving :)
    I drank too much V8 juice & guess what- yep, same thing! Guess we better stick to the good stuff like donuts.

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  6. OH MY!!!!!
    And, more power to ya if you're going to your 20th reunion! I did't!!

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