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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Things You NEVER Want to Hear

From a coworker-


You know that lady on Desperate Housewives? The red headed one? I was watching that show the other day and she totally reminds me of you. You two are SO much alike. You act JUST like her. (Really? Because I don't watch that show but I think that woman is supposed to be a CRAZY PSYCHO so how exactly am I supposed to take that comment? I honestly just stood there thinking.........what the heck?)



From your husband-

I had a little accident and I need you to meet me at the Emergency Room. (This actually happened but Honey first told me he just needed me to pick up a few butterfly bandaids for him on the way home because he had had a little cut. After I saw the "cut" we went to the ER where he had 15 staples to close the 6 inch LARGE gash on his chest.)



From your daughter-

Mom, what's male enhancement?
(Good night nurse I hate those commercials.)

Okay, so now it's your turn.

What are some things you never want to hear someone say?






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