Thursday, September 11, 2008

A Note to Myself

Dear Shannon,

The next time you get the bright idea to eat a bunch of yummy sugar free, fat free, low calorie meringue cookies READ THE FINE PRINT ON THE BOX.

Because if you do and you see something that says:
EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT

they are NOT NOT NOT kidding.


And FYI......the word MAY really should be replaced with ABSOLUTELY WILL.

Remember, Mama always said...............

If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Love,
Shannon

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PS Just lay off the cookies altogether you ding dong- your 20th high school reunion is in only 37 days.